My younger son has inherited his older brother's cell phone
and discovered the joy of texting.
When we went out to eat with family on Mother's Day,
he quickly became bored
and started texting me surreptitiously from the same table...
Remy: We need to swim NOW
Me: True that. Word.
Remy: (word?) true that double true
Remy: Ready to swim?
Me: Soon my little tadpole. Soon.
Remy: If im a tadpole then ur an egg
Me: puppy poop
Remy: What evs
Remy: Its called S L A N G
Remy: Don't matter i luve u
Remy: i mean i love u
Me: I love you too!
Remy: i love u more
Me: I love you most of the mostest.