I bought 4 new bras last year around this time.
And within the last month or so, they have all four failed me.
By popping out large killer wires that dig into tender flesh.
See evidence #1:
Here are 2 others, in different colors, that had the same thing happen:
Either my breasts have made enemies with my undergarments, which decided to revolt...
It's an alien conspiracy to shed me from my clothing and spend my hard-earned dollars are more torturous devices.
Which do you think?
Or do you have your own theory?