You know you must the mother of boys when:
1. You discover Legos are sharper than glass to step on.
2. You decide bodily noises are considered impressive rather than embarrassing.
3. You always find dribbles around the toilet seat.
4. You have a football, basketball, soccer ball or baseball in your car at all times.
5. You have toy guns, water gun, BB guns, paintball guns, Nerf guns and pop guns in every corner of the house.