Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Weird scratches




In the last week, I've woken up several times with strange scratches on my chest.

I have no idea how they got there.



I figure it would be any of these things:

1. I'm having bad dreams and scratching myself.





2. The child or dog in my bed could have done it while sleeping.





3. I'm changing into a werewolf at night and unaware of it.






4. A confused vampire keeps trying to bite me.






5. I have an alien inside of me trying to break out.






21 comments:

sassy stephanie said...

I won't be able to sleep tonight. I will be wondering what kind of toy comes with Jesus and bacon band aids.

Jennifer said...

I'm TOTALLY buying the bacon bandages. I really hope your scratches stop!

Screwed Up Texan said...

Umm, yah, Sassy Stephanie and I will be in the same boat wondering...

TexasLauren77 said...

I'll take one confused vampire, please! ;)

Shannon said...

OK, I don't know what's going on with you and the scratches... but those bacon band-aid are HILARIOUS!

Jen said...

I had no idea that they made band-aids like that. crazy.

Sprite's Keeper said...

I would catch all sorts of hell from Sprite's school if I sent her in one of those crime scene bandages but that one made me laugh!

Kat said...

Oh, I love those bandaids. We buy them every year and put them in stockings at Christmas time. This year was bacon bandaid year :-) And I keep trying to find the twilight bandaids for a reasonable price. None of the hot topics around here has them in stock.

beth said...

i sincerely hope yo are not turning into a werewolf or alien! and...i want the crime scene band aids! good luck!

Hot Tub Lizzy said...

My guess would be bed bugs pushing tiny shopping carts with stuck wheels.

Just a guess.

DysFUNctional Mom said...

These are awesome! I want some crime scene band-aids. lol

Justine said...

Or it's a GHOST!!!!!!!!! Bwaaaaa haaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Justine :o )

Mama Dawg said...

I think it's teeny tiny men trying to start a garden on your chest. The scratch marks are their attempts at hoeing. They should really get a teeny tiny tiller. It would work much better.

Nat said...

Allergies? I scratch in my sleep when my allergies kick in. I think I'd rather the scratches over my current dilemma: spiders. Everywhere. Yup- even in bed. Neat, huh?

Sally-Ann said...

I hope that you solve the case of the mysterious scratches! I always put little mittens or socks on my babies hands so they wouldn's scratch themselves. Maybe you should put socks on your hands before you go to bed??
The Jesus bandaids freaked me out

Misty Dawn said...

Rhea, I just was in and survived a half-mile wide tornado... OMG I'm still shaking

Cristin said...

too funny... I'll take some bacon bandaids...mmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon.....

Krystyn said...

It's always the aliens, isn't it?

Buckeroomama said...

If we have those band-aids here, my kids would be totally covered in them!

Thanks for stopping by my blog. :)

Alison said...

I will admit to having the bacon bandages. But my son LOVES bacon.

LOL

I LOVE your blog YEEEEEEEEEHAW and I may or may not have the state of texas complete with lone star tattooed somewhere on my body. No I will not show you.

I am 50% Texan and PROUD!

Eva said...

I get scratches too, since one year and I think I know where they come from...