Monday, April 27, 2009

Swine Whine

If I were a swine, I'd be totally ashamed right now.
I mean, passing on such a nasty virus to humans and all...





They're so cute though, it's hard to stay mad.

And apparently those viruses mutate to transfer to humans.

So, it makes me wonder.
Did a pig fall into a vat of nuclear waste?
Get bitten by a radioactive spider?
Get hit by a magnetic meteor?
Get abducted by aliens and experimented on?

I'm gonna blame it on the aliens.
It's always the aliens.



21 comments:

Kat said...

Thank God for those Aliens .... I mean really if it wasn't for them who would be blame? They seem to be in the middle of everything!

Screwed Up Texan said...

It's the Whine Flu and it's the aliens' fault. Darn those aliens! But seriously, I do hope the scientists and doctors get a handle on it soon.

Lula! said...

And this right here is EXACTLY why I love you.

Let's you and me plan a trip to Area 54.

Jen said...

I agree.

And as for Lulu's comment, isn't it Area 51? I think that it is Studio 54. Right!?!

Swirl Girl said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

sure - it's the aliens!

and Lula...you make me wanna disco!

Expat From Hell said...

If y'all keep this up, next time around the mutants will really make it change. Then it will be the SWINE FLEW.

Sprite's Keeper said...

So not Kosher. :-)

Angie's Spot said...

Those aliens are always little troublemakers.

Now someone pass me some bacon already.

i am the diva said...

ugh, aliens freak me out... why can't they just leave our livestock alone?

Erika Jean said...

its a piggy pandemic! Lol i heard that today somewhere and it just cracked me up!

Susie said...

Those darned aliens:-)

Veggie Mom said...

These little piggies are way too cute to be spreading all of the fear and mayhem they're charge with! Hope you don't have to resort to wearing masks down Texas way! BTW, please come by today to help me celebrate Uncle Lynn's birthday. We're having a Birthday Bash AND a giveaway!

Mama Dawg said...

I think you're right. Or the mummies. I like blaming mummies.

Grand Pooba said...

I think you're on to something there. My house is messy "because of the aliens, it's always the aliens!"

I like it!

Krystyn said...

Those punk aliens...always screwing things up for us humans!

Rocksee said...

Agreed!

Justine/Justiney/Tiney said...

I've heard inklings of this swine flu thing, but have no idea exactly what it is!

Justine :o )

Ronnica said...

Of COURSE it's aliens! You've cracked the case! You should be one of those CSI peoples.

Misty Dawn said...

If y'all just would have read this:
http://www.mistysmusings.com/2008/03/pummelling-pig-post.html

and would have believed me when I told you pigs are evil. Maybe, just maybe, we could have avoided all this! ;-)

DysFUNctional Mom said...

Spider Pig...Spider Pig...does whatever a Spider Pig does...

Cristin said...

Fucking aliens.