I hadn't had one in years!!
I find when I'm good about taking vitamins and getting plenty of potassium and fruits, that I don't have leg cramps at all.
Then I remembered
Then, on the NPR the other day, I heard them talking about leg cramps.
And how a teaspoon of mustard every day keep the leg cramps away.
A lady called into the show and said it worked for her. She had taken to eating everything in mustard lately. Lots and lots of mustard.
Then I thought...well, shoot, maybe I should try these two things.
But, then, I don't get the leg cramps enough to really tell if it was working or not...
Who knows what else mustard could do if we added it to our diets regularly?
Maybe it could increase night vision in our troops.
I'm sending a few hundred jars to experiment.
I'm sure they won't mind.
Then I found on Wiki that mustard plasters are used in Russia where they think it stimulates the immune system and relieves pain.
Maybe mustard in my hair every night would make it silky smooth with no tangles?
I might try it.
Maybe mustard applied in our nether regions could help people who have trouble getting pregnant, conceive! Think of the thousands they could save in fertility testings and treatment if only they had a jar of mustard?!
Who knows what I could discover!!
But maybe A teaspoon of mustard would help the medicine go down?
In the most delightful way.
What do you think?
How can mustard help you?
Any fun home remedies to share?
***I am not a doctor and should not give out medical advice. Please do not try any of these ideas at home. Ignore me completely, I am a cracked lunatic with no medical training whatsoever.